((It’d be fun to get my unicorn in the plot here. :I What do you people suggest.
LOOK I’M ACTUALLY ON THIS ACCOUNT))
Where have they all gone? Do you know?
I am the last... The rest have all gone... Some call me the Lady Amalthea....
((Independent Last Unicorn Rp Blog))
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April262012
What ingredients does it take to make you?
Danielle is made of coffee, comics, and lies. With a dash of gambling.
Becca is made of books, lemon, and rainbows. With a dash of karaoke.
Winnie is made of Country, Classical, and herpa derp. With a dash of Armageddon.
“Bobbi Morse is made of milkshakes, Instrumental, and volcanoes. With a dash of Armageddon.”
I… what?
“Damian Wayne is made of kitty cats, New Age, and starlight. With a dash of pervert.”
((I’m not even kidding.))
Stephen Strange is made of music, Adventure, and lies. With a dash of pervert.
…alright.
Wanda Maximoff is made of unicorns, R&B, and control. With a dash of TV Tropes.
((Tvtropes is accurate for me XD))
Clint Barton is made of honey, lime, and Order. With a dash of Rick Astley.
Amalthea is made of fire, pens, and leadership. With a dash of cuddles.
((This is a unicorn))
(Source: cottoncandyflufftier)
April202012
nothawkingbird started following you
Oh, another maiden. Odd that you aren’t a magician like the others.
Hello to you all the same. You have a bright heart.
April182012
Not’in’a apologize fo’. Sit down, dis might be a lot ta take in all at once.
Ahem.
[pulls out an anatomy textbook and his reading glasses, expounding into a lecture on basic anatomy and the act of sexual intercourse]
*listens intently, making mental notes about things to ask at a later date* ….. *blushes as he reaches the explanation for intercourse, doing her best not to be too embarrassed over it*
5PM
Not’in’a apologize fo’. Sit down, dis might be a lot ta take in all at once.
Not’in’a apologize fo’. Sit down, dis might be a lot ta take in all at once.
I see…. *sits down, and looks at him expectantly*
5PM
((You guys don’t understand how hard it is being a unicorn.
She knows nothing of technology, or sex, or like anything fun.
She knows unicorn stuff. Damn is it funny to talk IC about these things.))
5PM
Oh. Plenty, I’m sure. Plenty more in their heads. /Laughs/ Not that I care.
I see… You aren’t concerned at all?
Why would I be? It’s all talk and nothing more.
I… see.
5PM
Oh. Plenty, I’m sure. Plenty more in their heads. /Laughs/ Not that I care.
I see… You aren’t concerned at all?
5PM
lastunicornamalthea replied to your post: Why is that child so angry with you? How peculiar.
The latest one I suppose. How many others have threatened you lately?What do you consider threatening? So far, none of them have done anything more than attempt at intimidation.
Speaking with intent to harm.
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